throw your starfish

celtic-pyro:

This fanfic I’m never going to write is really damn good.

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Anonymous asked:

What's better: a chicken drumstick on its own, or in a sandwich?

well, a drumstick has a bone, so if you add it to a sandwich you kind of destroy the entire concept of the sandwich, where it’s a bunch of stuff you can eat wrapped in a container you can also eat. gonna have to say it’s better on its own just so i can stop worrying about the concept of a sandwich with a bone in it

hungry-hyena:

odin-n-out:

fantasticmojo47:

Me, Orthodox, walking into a western church:  w h e r e   a r e   t h e   b o n e s

lousonaroll:

Me, culturally Protestant, walking into a Catholic church filled balls to the walls with paintings sculptures candles and god knows what else: why’s there so much stuff

sandersstudies:

Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where’s my mom

Me, vampire, walking into any denominational holy place: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Me, a janitor, sweeping up the vampires ashes: where the fUCk did all this dirt come from

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Anonymous asked:

if you take glowfic asks here, I'm curious what Kairda's reaction would have been if she were pulled into the diamond queen thread with Telkam

EXTREME concern tbh

Anonymous asked:

why Karen so sad in summer camp?

Karen is paranoid, socially anxious, prone to assuming she’s very stupid, and quite bad at handling feeling useless. Summer camp feeds those character flaws and leaves her feeling gross and off-balance. At the same time, it isn’t even really an unusually bad environment for her, in a lot of ways. Aside from the specific worries that the government is doing unethical experiments on aliens, a lot of the summer camp thread is just how Karens are by default, under ordinary conditions for teenagers - suspicious, scared, lonely, embarrassed, and doubting their own usefulness. They require pretty specific conditions to thrive. Slayer Karen has a lot of those conditions, but they’re tied to her life in Sunnydale, and she’s not so well-established in her identity as the slayer (or as herself) that her old insecurities don’t keep coming back, and when she isn’t surrounded by friends, she’s worse at pushing back against them.

She was also just really worried about the experimentation on aliens and possible mindreading, though.

megasilverfist asked:

In while there's still evil afoot if Karen still bound Melkor to Ender Kirk Teller then not killed the baby what would have happened?

twenty years of lag and then season five of buffy except it’s the silmarillion, i assume

mustardyellowsunshine:

Let me protect you!

InuYasha’s tune instantly changes once he realizes Kagome took his grumbly blustering seriously.

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avendell:

Inuyasha 🥀

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